Don’t try to figure these signs out. Get a GPS instead.
Human communication can get hopelessly jumbled and seriously weird. Especially when sign makers get drunk, depressed or just disinterested in the messages they need to convey. Then sign hilarity hits a new, unequaled high - and drivers everywhere look at these examples in stupefied wonder: how something like this could end up on a government road? And where do I go from here? (see our headline for answer)
Northern Irelanders do not mince words.
(they just take them from the Old Testament)

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Seen on the nuclear missile base:

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Leaving Brooklyn? -

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The sad irony:
(”Do not deface the stone” - photo by Christa Gockel - Angkor, Cambodia)

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“Ring Found!” (underneath added - “Bilbo Baggins, Shire”):

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Rest Area, with all the necessities:


Traffic Signage Adventures
Lots of choice:

Better be “on the ball” here:

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Confusion:

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What kind of road markings are these? (seen in Poland)
Update: somewhat alien to Americans, this kind is often seen in Europe to mark “no parking” space.

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Try to figure out this riddle while driving:

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This simply stands in the middle of the road in Portugal. No warning is given.

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and in Poland:

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This sign has been rendered obsolete - by a tree:


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Here is an example where parking markings might as well not be there:

Urban sculpture? I hope so:

(Creative) Warning Signs
… about dangers you never knew existed!

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Japanese way of saying: “Careful of that door” -

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This is (possibly) photoshopped:

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But this is just plain creative:
(while you’re reading it, you are obviously not bothering the animal)

Wouldn’t you be just so slightly spooked by this? -

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Thieves… and bees: don’t know what’s worse.

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No parking on lava, wouldn’t you know:
(obviously the sign got swallowed by the lava flow)


(images credit: John Gladu)