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June 10, 2008

50 breathtaking pics

Filed under: Pics --- Humour — halfevil @ 11:30 am

June 8, 2008

This one is worth a thousand words

Filed under: Lifestyle, Pics --- Humour — halfevil @ 9:24 am

Hats off to Luis Vasconcelos for this powerful picture.

The caption says, “An indigenous woman holds her child while trying to resist the advance of Amazonas state policemen who were expelling the woman and some 200 other members of the Landless Movement from a privately-owned tract of land on the outskirts of Manaus, in the heart of the Brazilian Amazon March 11, 2008. The landless peasants tried in vain to resist the eviction with bows and arrows against police using tear gas and trained dogs. REUTERS/Luiz Vasconcelos-A Critica/AE (BRAZIL)”.

Images of heavy-handed oppression really don’t come much better than this - defenceless, screaming woman clutching naked child is shoved and beaten by faceless, armoured authority.Belter

The symbols are reinforced by the strong composition. The woman and her child appear all the more vulnerable as the only elements of humanity and colour against the advancing wall of shields and boots.Such a potent image leaves very little room for any doubt. In such circumstances do we need to know the details of the dispute to have any doubts that what we are witnessing is wrong?

April 23, 2008

Quantum Shot

Filed under: Pics --- Humour — halfevil @ 9:59 pm


(original unknown)

Gotta be “sports and hobbies” -


(images credit: Engrish)


(image credit: Simon Mills)

Amuseful Customers:


(image credit: Dylan Rich)

Acid Beef (discharged, too) -


(image credit: Dylan Rich)

And we finish with the most mysterious occasion of all:
Coincidence?

QUANTUM SHOT

Filed under: Pics --- Humour — halfevil @ 9:58 pm

“Comrades! The way across the bridge is closed. There IS no bridge.”

Imaginative Store Signs

Intense… almost like poetry:

How would you justify this name for a restaurant? -
(seen in Kyoto, but there is also a hotel/resort by the same name in Thailand)


(image credit: Chris Gladis)

Sometimes it’s a sheer coincidence, sometimes a malicious intent.


(image credit: Chuck Walker)

Something clearly went wrong here:


(image credit: idioteka)

Washroom signs that aren’t very helpful

This sinister “glaring entity from above” haunts the men’s room in Japan:


(image credit: Chris Gladis)

Only sitting allowed, please. No other unnecessary acrobatics:
(more info)

Wondering which door to choose? This page collects all kinds of “men/women” sign variations, not all of them obvious:


(image credit: Dave Linabury)

Probably the best one:

Here is a really exasperating situation. Imagine opening the door to the last available cabin, hoping to… and seeing this:


(image credit: idioteka)

Spontaneous Graffiti

Some of it is funny, some appeared there for no sensible reason. The following sign was spotted outside a cafe (somebody spent too much time on the internet?) -


(image credit: Willy de Bok)


(original unknown)

Could be the famous Banksy’s work:

So true:

Gamers will know what’s this about -

And this sign speaks for all the squashed pop cans everywhere:
“STOP STEPPING ON US!”

This is not broken English… just imaginative.

This “vending machine poetry” was spotted, where else - in Japan. Wonderfully convincing piece:


(image credit: Chris Gladis)

And then, the broken English rears its ugly (entertaining) head:


(images credit: asylum.com)


(image credit: Engrish)

“Be careful to Tsunamis”. I doubt they’ll return the favour, though -


(image credit: Michael I. Colwill)


(original unknown)

QUANTUM SHOT

Filed under: Pics --- Humour — halfevil @ 9:56 pm

I call that a “pretty convincing warning”
(which however, failed to convince these guys) -

Now, this sign goes beyond merely “convincing” - into entirely different territory:

Captain Obvious strikes again:


(image credit: badcontrol)


(image credit: vidslib)

Follow the arrow:

…but carefully:

Dancers crossing… I’d like to see this; must be a beautiful sight:


(image credit: Anton Cheglov)

Invisible Cows are even better:


(image credit: Michael Seifert)

Miscellaneous signs and stickers:

Military does not waste words:

“Some days you wake up…” -


(image credit: choiresicha)

Very precise message:


(image credit: Ian Boyd)

a similar one:


(image credit: Ginny)

Care label (with a global message) -


(image credit: Stephan Augustin)

Seen (and enjoyed) somewhere in Russia

This one says: “DO NOT FEED THE ROBOTS”
Sure… but why?


(image credit: Aerofrau)

“Watch for Cats!” -

“Watch for loose (unruly) pedestrians!” -

“This is dangerous!” (no kidding) -

“Unpack only according to the manual. The manual is inside” -


(image credit: idioteka)

Another Evacuation Plan (Emergency Evacuation Procedures) -


(image credit: idioteka)

QUANTUM SHOT

Filed under: Pics --- Humour — halfevil @ 9:53 pm

Don’t try to figure these signs out. Get a GPS instead.

Human communication can get hopelessly jumbled and seriously weird. Especially when sign makers get drunk, depressed or just disinterested in the messages they need to convey. Then sign hilarity hits a new, unequaled high - and drivers everywhere look at these examples in stupefied wonder: how something like this could end up on a government road? And where do I go from here? (see our headline for answer)

Northern Irelanders do not mince words.
(they just take them from the Old Testament)


(image credit: TheLongestWalk)

Seen on the nuclear missile base:


(image credit: designobserver)

Leaving Brooklyn? -


(image credit: Brewgeek)

The sad irony:
(”Do not deface the stone” - photo by Christa Gockel - Angkor, Cambodia)


((image credit: National Geographic)

“Ring Found!” (underneath added - “Bilbo Baggins, Shire”):


(image credit: Dominik Dollinger)

Rest Area, with all the necessities:

Traffic Signage Adventures

Lots of choice:

Better be “on the ball” here:


(image credit: Lobal)

Confusion:


(image credit: Sandy Redding)

What kind of road markings are these? (seen in Poland)
Update: somewhat alien to Americans, this kind is often seen in Europe to mark “no parking” space.


(image credit: Josip)

Try to figure out this riddle while driving:


(image credit: plh)

This simply stands in the middle of the road in Portugal. No warning is given.


(image credit: plh)

and in Poland:


(image credit: tygodnikkrag)

This sign has been rendered obsolete - by a tree:


(image credit: EliteFeet)

Here is an example where parking markings might as well not be there:

Urban sculpture? I hope so:

(Creative) Warning Signs

… about dangers you never knew existed!


(image credit: wtfsigns)

Japanese way of saying: “Careful of that door” -


(image credit: Jackson Boyle)

This is (possibly) photoshopped:


(image credit: trifter)

But this is just plain creative:
(while you’re reading it, you are obviously not bothering the animal)

Wouldn’t you be just so slightly spooked by this? -


(image credit: badcontrol)


(original unknown)

Thieves… and bees: don’t know what’s worse.


(image credit: John Gladu)

No parking on lava, wouldn’t you know:
(obviously the sign got swallowed by the lava flow)


(images credit: John Gladu)

April 22, 2008

Last Request: Please Don’t Smoke

Filed under: Pics --- Humour — halfevil @ 11:05 am

TOP 10 Shirts To Get Arrested In

Filed under: Pics --- Humour — halfevil @ 10:58 am

10. Never mention Sex in the pen

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9. Bambi: Kmart by day, Stripper by night

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8. Say that to the judge.

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7. Better hope you aren’t sharing a cell with one.

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6. He must have been busy…your whole life.

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5. About bunnies? No.

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4. Better hope you’re in jail for less than that.

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3. Arrested Drunks go to jail.

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2. Except in this case.

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1. No, but you are awesome.

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April 20, 2008

Fake Food: A Baby’s Perspective

Filed under: Pics --- Humour — halfevil @ 10:25 am

It is almost humorous when you see someone grab a piece of fake fruit or pastry and attempt to take a bite. Some fake foods look and feel so real you can hardly tell them apart, until you try to sink your teeth in.

This poor kid just wants a nice afternoon snack, until he is completely fooled by this fake food display.

A Babys Perspective picture

We just hope his mother was nice enough to give him a real snack afterwards.

April 17, 2008

YOUR KID IS STUPID

Filed under: Pics --- Humour — halfevil @ 5:01 pm

Stupid kids

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